Alyssa

A girl who gives the most toe curling head she will have you gripping the sheets, your lungs about to collapse, your stomach sinking in, your throat closing up she will have you screaming so loud everyone hears it AND she swallows never spits and still goes crazy on it even after you've came so get yourself a alyssa if you want the best head ever

"hey man...i heard you screaming last night are you good?"

"MANNNN i just got the best head of my life from this bitch named alyssa it was crazyyyy i came 10 times and she ain't stop not once"

by nastypussygots2go May 4, 2023

Alyssa

A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .

Did you see that Alyssa bitch

Yeah I wouldn’t tap that

Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that

Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture

by A Wise man speaking facts May 7, 2023

Alyssa

Alyssa is nasty and a low life that would bang anything walking and does not respect her mom because she’s a very filthy girl

Alyssa is gross

by A Wise man speaking facts May 7, 2023

ALyssA

scoup my poop

ALYssaA can you help me scoup my poop

by Pansit May 9, 2023

Aleksandar

That smart kid that's 60% smart 25% annoying 15% funny 20% friendly

Kid1: Damn Aleksandar is so annoying
Kid2: yeah bro!
Aleksandar: you got a problem because people like you are probably never gonna be successful in life

because due to studies kids that are more likely to be bulies due to negleted ment and your probably one of them. so a big SCREW YOU

by ALeks3ndar writes definitions May 14, 2023

Alyssa white

She can be pretty. Well sometimes. She probably has freckles and blonde hair with a slight crook in her nose. She can easily fall for someone but mostly people that hurt her. She probably is the older sister and has strong opinions. She’s interested in fashion and the outdoors. Although she is independent she relies on her family and those around her to fund her shopping addiction. She is designed to live in a big city where she can be inspired by the cultures around her yet she will most likely end up near her parents living off benefits.

Oh alyssa white just gave me a dirty look
That’s just her for u

by yourbrilliance12 May 15, 2023

Alissa

Alissa is a definition of a cat she will love something and stick to it forever but when she hates something she's a fucking demon she will dig into your soul and let it bleed out till there is no blood anymore.

pros: acts like a mother, caring, sweet when she wants to be, gives out good advice, brings out happiness and will love you ( this is if your on her good sides... )

cons: very judgy, is very honest, can't say no when and if in a bad situation

Alissa is a god at chin-ups and has big muscles

I need an Alissa in my life

by your one and only choz June 5, 2023