academic phoenix

An academic phoenix is a person who will crash and burn their grades for the current semester, with the hope of doing better in the next. "Pulling an academic phoenix" is risky, and is widely regarded as "a bad fucking move" as it can easily destroy your chances of getting scholarships if done wrong.

To be an academic phoenix, you have to be able to pull your grades back from the depths of hell. Otherwise, you'd just be a failure.

"Alright, I won't be able to finish my project in time. Guess I'll just be an academic phoenix."
"Dude, just stop being lazy and do your damn project."

by duckduckhellno October 27, 2020

Acadaemon

An academic who has an unrivaled work ethic which can frighten less successful scholars at some times.

That professor is a god of research, he is an acadaemon.

by JOETHESCHOLAR December 4, 2020

Academiss

The feeling that you get when you discover good and relevant literature after your paper has been published or after you have already submitted your assignment for grading.

I discovered 50 papers on Zulu nationalism after my paper on Zulu nationalism was published by this awesome journal. What an academiss!

by Phaks February 27, 2021

academic gangbang

When there are multiple assignments due for various classes at the same time.

Me: Damn I have a history, sociology, English paper due this weekend. It’s an academic gangbang.

by TheWiiFitnessTrainer March 11, 2021

Academic Envy

The feeling of jealousy that rushes through your body when hearing about others’ academic success and achievements.

The rush of academic envy flowed through my body as she flaunted her A+ while I was stuck with a C.

by Kimber1yyy February 10, 2021

Academics_RBLX

Is a looser, who plays mano. Academics is a Lieutenant in the Mano County Sheriff's Office. He is a horribly shitty driver that knocks people off fucking bridges to mess with them. He needs a new drivers license!

Academics_RBLX is a pathetic shitty driver within MCSO.

by Mano County Dictionary June 3, 2021

academized

Disqualified for or discharged from a position in order to accommodate a locally educated peer.

There is no document trail. A graduate of the local school whose kid's best friend's mother is the team leader wanted Ellie's job and that was it; they academized her.

by Zappin' Nap October 27, 2021