Second Reality

used to describe any simulated world or game in which life is perfect

Man: My life is depressing. I'm going to enter Second Reality.
*clicks*
Female Voice: WELCOME TO SECOND REALITY

by BlueAidMan April 25, 2015

Second Christmas

The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.

"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"

by AnthonyBigShield March 2, 2020

February Second

February second is national fuck a crush day. It’s the day to fuck someone you think is hot.

Today is February second! We get to fuck today.

by Joder27 February 2, 2025

National kiss yo girl for 10 seconds

Every Wednesday you have to kiss yo girl for ten seconds

National kiss yo girl for 10 seconds

by Jpdk nigga May 30, 2018

Elizabeth the second

this bitch is old

queen elizabeth the second

by bussymuncher July 26, 2022

The Second Seal

Li snake the sun, the second seal

uniliminal message

the second seal is war

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

irregular-double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024