Christmas eyes

One who takes part in smoking marijuana that has green eyes, who's eyes are red because of the high while their iris is green.

#1: "Dude! You've got christmas eyes!"
#2: "Must be from the bowl I just smoked!"

by Naughty Pillows September 27, 2010

funhouse eyes

A person, usually but not always a female, who sees herself as being much fatter or skinnier than she really is, even when she looks in the mirror.

What gave Bertha the idea she could come on to me? Does she have funhouse eyes or what?

by Gregg Brady December 1, 2006

ecol-eye

after figering the asshole stick your shitty figer in your partners eye

"she was so horny she didn't care that she got ecol-eye from tom"

by rochester911 November 18, 2007

Eye of the Whigger

This phrase is a parody of the popular 1980's Pop song "Eye of the Tiger" by the group Survivor.

The phrase refers to the real or perceived propensity of a whigger toward violence and/or how his facial expression(s)/mannerism convey this suspicion/reality.

Yo...don't fuck with Mark, son...He's got the eye of the whigger!"

by WillHigh April 27, 2008

dribbly eye

some-one with a wonky, watery eye

look at that bloke, he's got a dribbly eye!

by neil-p March 21, 2009

eye weaves

Eyes Weaves are the long ass, ridiculous fake eyelashes young girls and some women glue to their eyes in a horrible attempt to look like an IG model.

Man she has some pretty eyelashes.
Dude they are not real they are Eye Weaves.

by B-More Damiano January 11, 2017

Eye sock

Originating in county jails where the lights are not completely turned off at night, inmates have been known to create make shift sleep masks out of socks, thus resulting in something called an eye sock.

Man it's bright as hell in here! Who the fuck took my eye sock!?

by cgreyrun November 14, 2011