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Kevin Baconed

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.
Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.

I Kevin Baconed it.
by Startdust April 21, 2023
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bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
by JADrI April 26, 2017
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No grease in this bacon

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”
Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”
by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025
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Bacon

Cops. Pigs. Johnny Law. 5-0. The boys in blue. Badge boys. The Cherrytops. Weewoo Gang. Cuff Buddies. Blue Army. Copegeddon. Pigsters. The Porks. Corporal Vegan etc etc etc
Daniel: *Robs Store*
Mark: Shit! Here come the bacon!
by TheGayAccount June 16, 2020
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gone off bacon

When you leave bacon in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.
The gone off bacon tastes like cardboard.
by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023
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bacon bakon

a vps member who's humor is shit
by bak0n August 15, 2022
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Bacon

The result of intense piggy climaxes
Bacon is tasty
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