Shower shit

When you shit into a shower drain because you don't want to get out of the shower

Roommate: bro, It smells like someone took a crap in the shower

You: yeah, I took a shower shit

by Shmeebledorf November 23, 2019

Truest shit since 911

A statement that is used when another statement is made when it's as true as 911 occurring.

Person 1: I think if porn didn't exist, almost all women would be raped.

Person 2: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.

by Mefudo June 20, 2016

supplement shit

After loading up on supplements, it’s the large, loud, and smelly shit taken after ones workout!

Man did you hear Dan taking that explosive supplement shit at the gym today!

by Triggerme June 26, 2018

Quantum shit

When you have had diarree for three+ days .

I have quantum shit myself the past week.

by Legolas12223 August 26, 2023

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

Piss on my shit

An expression to convey disgust or anger. Best used when the words Piss and Shit are strongly emphasized.

Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.

Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe... "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"

by Signguy2 December 7, 2018

Bed shit crazy

When someone is so off the rails, that they’ll shit on your side of the bed in an attempt to get revenge.

“Man, that girl Amber dropped a shit right on the bed.”
“Yeah bro, she is bed shit crazy!”

by meowverseer May 7, 2022