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by 456AtabavA343 June 2, 2025

The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend

"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."

by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009

Shitting my sack

Are you bull shitting me?

Are you shitting my sack?

by Sackshitter May 7, 2023

my intestines are falling out

their intestines are falling out

Joe: my intestines are falling out my anus
Bobo: does it look like i care

by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023

rash in my ass

when you see/hear something so horrible that you get a rash in your ass.

person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!

by queefinator4 March 5, 2023

steamed my broccoli

When you blow air on a dick.

Man Stacy steamed my broccoli so hard last night it was like she was cooling some hot tatters off.

by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017

My back got lonesome

What you tell your main squeeze to explain why you invited a second hot chick/hunk to come over and spoon you from behind in bed, while you are snuggling your Number One partner in front.

Telling your significant other dat "My back got lonesome" may indeed alleviate his/her emotional discomfort --- i.e., confusion and/or concerns about your wanting to have a "threesome snooze" --- but you should still remember to perform da wrist-twist compromise wif him/her. so as to maintain said forward-located slumberer's physical comfort, as well.

by QuacksO July 29, 2023