guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter

Politically Liberal, a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter is often beyond liberal and nearly to the point of irrationality.

Typically the guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter believes that a free ride can be provided to everyone, regardless of their motivation to work, create, innovate or to even wipe their own ass without help from the government.

Usually these guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetters love to "Help the poor" but always using resources obtained from others. Statistically proven to give less of their own income to charity than the average conservative

Often white, often college educated and usually feels a misplaced sense of guilt at their own existence. Normally dislikes the United States or any other place/people associated with freedom of thought, free markets or that horrid capitalistic system established in the Western World.

Ted Kennedy is certainly a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter
Another for sure guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter is Al Gore the former Vice Presidential candidate for the political party full of guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetters
Leonardo DiCaprio is a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter
Hillary Clinton (See also - opportunist or parasite )
Barbara Striesand
Michael Moore (see also - obese or liar
Jimmy Carter (see also - clinically insane or moron

by Lloyd Barnhill June 10, 2007

Get your ass to class bell

The bell that rings, letting you know that you that class is in a few minutes.

That's just the get your ass to class bell, we've still got six minutes.

by faerygirl956 February 10, 2006

Go Real Estate On Your Ass

"Go Real Estate On Your Ass" is another way to threaten someone with violence. It stems from a clip on MadTV, in which people get rich by threatening to attack home owners with a machete, unless the home owner gives the attacker their house.

YouTube Keyword: madtv real estate

Regular Person: You knock it off or I'll go real estate on your ass!

Gangster: Y'all better cut the shit yo, or I be goin' real estate on yo @$$. Yo.

by Jesesus B' Me May 4, 2010

Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass

An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.

Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.

Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.

Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!

by ElectroSophie March 28, 2009

BTBA (behind the window bad-ass)

A person that yells and swears when behind the window of a car, but when the driver they were yelling at stops their car they shut up and act like a bitch.

"That guy was a BTBA (behind the window bad-ass) , because when I stopped the car he drove off."

by MAND41 December 27, 2008

Rocky Mountain Ass Crack

Someone's mom's ass that has a carpet on her ass and warts to go with it.

I wanted to do his mom sooo badly, but didn't realize that she had a rocky mountain ass crack.

by CutthroatMassacre July 3, 2007

bitch ass hoe slut doucher

A complete bitch whose a whore and smells like shit and uses a douch bag very often.

boy: Eww Whose that?
boy2: OOhh thats just Anna.
boy: She looks gross.
Boy2: Yeah she does,, she is a bitch ass hoe slut doucher
boy: ohhh that explains alot....

by Meluuunie February 15, 2009