Get your ass to class bell

The bell that rings, letting you know that you that class is in a few minutes.

That's just the get your ass to class bell, we've still got six minutes.

by faerygirl956 February 10, 2006

Go Real Estate On Your Ass

"Go Real Estate On Your Ass" is another way to threaten someone with violence. It stems from a clip on MadTV, in which people get rich by threatening to attack home owners with a machete, unless the home owner gives the attacker their house.

YouTube Keyword: madtv real estate

Regular Person: You knock it off or I'll go real estate on your ass!

Gangster: Y'all better cut the shit yo, or I be goin' real estate on yo @$$. Yo.

by Jesesus B' Me May 4, 2010

Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass

An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.

Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.

Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.

Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!

by ElectroSophie March 28, 2009

BTBA (behind the window bad-ass)

A person that yells and swears when behind the window of a car, but when the driver they were yelling at stops their car they shut up and act like a bitch.

"That guy was a BTBA (behind the window bad-ass) , because when I stopped the car he drove off."

by MAND41 December 27, 2008

Rocky Mountain Ass Crack

Someone's mom's ass that has a carpet on her ass and warts to go with it.

I wanted to do his mom sooo badly, but didn't realize that she had a rocky mountain ass crack.

by CutthroatMassacre July 3, 2007

bitch ass hoe slut doucher

A complete bitch whose a whore and smells like shit and uses a douch bag very often.

boy: Eww Whose that?
boy2: OOhh thats just Anna.
boy: She looks gross.
Boy2: Yeah she does,, she is a bitch ass hoe slut doucher
boy: ohhh that explains alot....

by Meluuunie February 15, 2009

smack my ass like a drum

we all want tom riddle to

tom riddle can smack my ass like a drum iykyk

by fredweasley´swhore October 1, 2020