Un Pat Your Self

Literally the opposite of giving yourself a pat on the back a.k.a. reverse order a.k.a. go fuck yourself mainly a.k.a. get the fuck out of here with a stereotypical Italian accent

Un Pat Your Self on the back and fling your arm away like you are swatting with a pimp slap while saying get the f out of here

by Dr.Yokomo Ohoyo September 26, 2025

Self optimizer

One who glorifies themselves at the expense of those around them or associated with.

My co-worker is a “self optimizer” purposefully promoting prowess over others to the detriment of those he/she views a a threat in their immediate environment.

by Broken Antler Alum June 26, 2020

Self-Fapping

A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.

Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.

by The Lord Meier August 11, 2022

Self-Shotgun

When you begin to exhale a lot of smoke that's still good, so halfway thru exhaling, you breathe it all back in again.

I just learned to self-shotgun. Nice, now Budd Dwyer that shit until your lungs soak it all up.

by TakoTulpa March 31, 2023

self priming pump

When a girls pussy gets wet on its own. No oral needed.

I slept with this whore from the bar tonight. She had a self priming pump

by CrazyEeeeee November 29, 2015

Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.

My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.

by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021

The Numberpad Has A Zero On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

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The Numberpad Has A Zero On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025