New York Post

A crappy newspaper that reports right-wing fantasies. They recently made a fake story about Hunter Biden, the son of Joe Biden, fabricated by Russians. See: Fox News
The New York Post broke the so-called October Surprise. It failed horribly.
by UrbanDefinitionMaker October 23, 2020
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Post Potter Depression

Well,Hp is finished. And we are all depressed,and It is like an ednd of the world,it really is. There will not be any more stories about Ron,Harry,Hermione,Hagrid,Sirius,Lavender,Parvato.Bill,Ginny,Fleur,Bella,Voldyyy xD,Draco,Crabbe,Goyle,Snape,Dumbledore,James,Lilly,Luna,Neville,FredmGeorge,Molly,Arthur.... I know I mentioned just a few.. bur I love them all!!!!
Post Potter Depression >Well,it is end
by IloveuuuPotter July 19, 2011
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Post Poop Piss

This is the urination directly after a bowel movement. It is a pleasant feeling and you are truly relieved after that.
I took a huge shit after getting to the motel room. When I finished I had a post poop piss. I feel truly relieved.
by New English May 07, 2009
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Post Master General

The friendly act of licking your thumb (as if it were a postage stamp), and then pressing your thumb into a large pussy (as if it were an envalope).
I gave DJ's mom the ole Post Master General last night. I can't wait to tell him.
by Q Ball January 20, 2004
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Post Ejaculation Jubilation

The elation and happiness one feels after ejaculation.
-Hey, look how happy Steve looks? He just gave me the thumbs up!
-Well he was home alone... must be post ejaculation jubilation!
by Wwwyzardd April 12, 2009
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Post-Covid Syndrome

A condition whereby some recovering corona patients suffer from cognitive symptoms or delusional disorder—for example, some seniors uncontrollably start spewing out all kinds of lies and conspiracies, or refuse to acknowledge reality.
The president-loser is arguably suffering from post-covid syndrome—is the FDA-unapproved “miracle drug” he took weeks ago now playing tricks on his brain, who is asking his lawyers whether he’d sue the doctors for negligence or incompetence.
by Covido December 07, 2020
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post fatal depression

The feeling at the pit of your stomache that you acheive after watching a fatality, whether it be on a gore internet site or a violent film. One often feels guilty and suffers from post fatal depression. The emotion can be overcome by watching porn or something similiarly amusing.
1: Ive been watching suicide videos all day and i think im suffering from past fatal depression.

2: My cat just got run over, it was funny watching its organs explode on the front of the SUV but i think my little sis is suffering from Post fatal depression.
by Jared Ellis March 09, 2008
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