Q-Tip

A q-tip is something that’s bad for you but you’ll keep doing/using it anyway.

“You shouldn’t use q-tips, they’re bad for your ears”
“I’d still q-tip it”

by UrbandictionaryisntalljokesANN May 24, 2019

green tip

When you receive a blow job and it causes the woman to throw up onto your cock and balls, it is called a "Green Tip."

This girl couldn't handle my massive richard and made me green tip

by greentipgoblin May 31, 2021

tuna tip

tuna tip occurs after several hours of love making usually in the morning .

wow last night was amazing sweetie 8 hours straight damn im sore ive got to pee .... well smells like i got tuna tip honey time for a shower .

by slick over weight willy August 15, 2014

tips on the nags

shite, safe as OAP maisonettes. sound as a church, set in jelly

all the way from the orchard to the plastic bottle, bummers cider. whats with the attitude, i sense it.

by reggie? no thanks March 13, 2003

Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

freak a tip

Buy a black and mild plastic or wooden tip cigar, take some of the tobacco how so it hits harder before smoking

imma freak a tip then smoke it to the face like I’m mad at it

by DickieDoThangz July 10, 2023

Tipping The Bottle

To "tip the bottle" is to make a mistake, usually drastic. The phrase derives its meaning from the idea that spilling a bottle of liquor or beer is a major fuck-up; tipping (or rather spilling) the bottle.

Tipping The Bottle: "Damn, Draco and Beau tipped the bottle again, I knew we couldn't trust them to do what we asked!"

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole January 28, 2021