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mountain martians

The worst shitposter ever. Never makes videos.
Todd : Hey, when's the last time mountain martians uploaded.

Mark : 6 years.
by Mountain Martians July 15, 2021
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slutty mountain man

slutty mountain man stands for a certain kind of style particularly seen in men and is essentially a positive description. It describes a mixture of baggy street style often combined with hats, Carhartt clothing pieces f.e., and pieces typically snowboarders would wear.
"Everyday I cry knowing that a carhartt jacket will never fit me the way it does a slutty mountain man."
"He is so my type, he is a slutty mountain man"
by ari1004 November 18, 2023
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Tamboring Mountain

James- I heard theres fun stuff to do on Tamboring Mountain! Just kidding, no one wants to spend there Saturdays at the park!
by The Honey Wasp July 7, 2011
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ross mountain

a roller coaster that you ride, and when everyone screams they yell "nyahhhhh"

named after an alien being hellbent on creeping out unlucky couples
(helpless civilian): OMG it's ross!
(ROSS) :NYAHHHHHH, ROSS MOUNTAIN !!!
by ubenchdefender August 21, 2008
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Mountain dick

Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
Look at Bill, he's got mountain dick!

Great, pissed on myself again, I've got severe mountain dick!
by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025
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woman-mountain

Opposite of man-mountain, a very muscular, or obese, or both, woman.
Look at the woman-mountain over there with the thunder thighs!
by pentozali May 20, 2014
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Mountain man

by the personal everyone June 10, 2025
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