Brandon

he’s a hoe.
no he’s not, he’s brandon.
by brandismillah November 30, 2023
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Brandon

He a god named Brandon and his 3 centimeter Demeter is able to pierce through your wierd uncle. He is acceptionally smart and will make u have sec with him for answers on a test. He might be Asian but ha can pack a punch. He is able to use the N word at any given moment so watch out basketball players. His trading card collection can attract any girl around him and can give bill gates ligma, he is such a Chad and is a great friend.
Brandon can see your uncle later
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best at every game and beat cartii 20-0 on block striie and gets sloppy toppy by angel
brandon' beat cartii 20-0 on block strike
by daddy brandon' June 28, 2019
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Brandon

He’s short and a great friend you can never figure him out but he’s funny and popular but if you know him then that’s cool
Let’s hang out Brandon your cool.
by Knbwbsbs October 06, 2019
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The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.
Guy 1: "Bro is that Brandon?"
Guy 2: "I hope he gets hit by a bus."
by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021
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A man with so much potential that has yet been realized.
"Just give Brandon some time, he'll make it eventually".
by RAZORBURN20 August 09, 2024
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Brandon likes Stephanie.
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