Wendy + Brandon

The best couple to ever exist ever. Everyone from far and wide knows of them, they are known as the perfect couple. Everyone strives to be like Wendy and Brandon.

Simp: Wow I wish I could get a relationship like Wendy + Brandon.

*starts to watch pokimane and jerk off*

by JewBurner420000 April 5, 2021

brandon giese

A kick ass person in what ever he does. People look at him and say holy shit I want to be just like him in every way possible

Brandon giese is a homie a brother and famliy member in the triangle of the three Musketeer

by Cadet HollyWood November 18, 2016

Brandon Trace Nicholas Armstrong

King bb/ hes the king of all kings and he is 23 on redan middle school and my man

whos the king of all kings

i think Brandon Trace Nicholas Armstrong

by conroy 555 March 1, 2024

Brandon

So a lot of definitions are saying a guy named Brandon is like the best person on the planet. That is definitely not the case, I would know, because that's my name. So here's how I, as a Brandon act. Most of the time I'm an at least decent person. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm maybe funny? (A few people say that Brandon's are funny. That might be true. Also, a lotta definitions say their like attractive for some reason, I look like a vampire half the time so that's in my opinion false.) ok the definitions over go home.

Brandon is a name you idiot why are you reading this?

by m4xhunt3r August 25, 2023

Brandon

A Dinger linger a Brandon is a dingle berry a piece of shit stuck to some ones ass aka a dingle berry that just lingers you cant seem to get rid of it it wont fall off and wont wipe off . So in other words a piece shit stuck to some ones ass .Also a dumb ass meth head who thinks he takes care of his children but doesn't do shit .

Friend 1 "Dude i have a Brandon in my Butt hair that I just cant get off". Friend 2 "Dude ewwww Hot single mom 1 " dude Brandon get a job". Hot single mom 2 " Where is Brandon?" Hot single mom 1 " Probably some where stuck to some ones ass" "Fucker"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BrandonleeHow??????? February 27, 2022

Brandon Teng

A word to describe someone who likes to suck up to someone of a higher authority, such as their lecturers or boss. In malay terms, it is called 'Angkat Bola'

Wow, look at the way he is talking to Dr Maisha, Such a Brandon Teng!

by DrMaisha March 2, 2019

Brandon

A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.

That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.

by Cody Bales (I look like neon) August 16, 2024