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Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.
"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."
by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012
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Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."
by Privalux April 28, 2024
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Bed Virginity

When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!
by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 8, 2022
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Bed body

Someone who likes to stay in the bed.
She is a bed body.
by anonymous June 8, 2024
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Eker-Bed

•Eker-Bed or also written as Ekerbed is a word in Tamazight language which means “set up , stand up“

• This word was recently used by the Tunisian singer Imen Cherif in her new Song.
- Hello, Eker-bed please!
-I’m tired, leave me alone.
by Tifayur_ December 4, 2020
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You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.
Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…
by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022
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bed therapy

Bed therapy is the treatment of a socially deficient person through furious intercourse.
My mother is very shy, so I gave her some bed therapy while she slept.
by GRUNG GRUNG February 13, 2018
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