Bed Sniffer

Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.
1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."

2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"

Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."

Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.

Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"

Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
by TeiThule88 April 03, 2020
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Fucked the bed

Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"
Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.
by Savage Banshee April 23, 2017
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My bed

My bed is a place where I live l. I hope to die here. I eat my food and drink my caparisons on this bed. I love this bed so very much
My bed is a copy of heaven
by Sussy roach September 05, 2021
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Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what has a bed in it and the room is really messy
My bed dump is so messy I need to clean it
by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020
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Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what is messy whT has a bed in it
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I was under the bed

Hey, sorry I missed your call, I was under the bed lol.
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bed pig

A small to medium sized domestic cat that when sleeping in the bed with its owner takes up 75% or more of the mattress area.
This horizontal chihuahua is a total bed pig.
by James_onthe_Rocks1 January 10, 2018
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