Meatloaf Top

When a girl wears tight jeans and a short shirt so her flab spills out over her jeans. This is a subset of a Muffin Top, but if there is a lot of texture on the spillout (e.g. cottage cheese or stretch marks) then it is a Meatloaf Top (i.e. it looks like the top of a meatloaf as it spills out over the pan).
Wow, do you see her Muffin Top?

Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!
by Deepthoughts July 01, 2013
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top-tankin

Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet so that chunks of fresh shit fills the bowl with each flush.
Same as defined above.
by Random_DooD August 06, 2004
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top surgery

Surgery that alters the size of the chest for gender-affirming purposes. While this can be used for procedures that either reduce or increase breast tissue, it more commonly refers to FTM/FTN procedures. In this case, a commonly desired result is to have a more masculine-appearing chest. There are several forms of surgery that can achieve this. You do not have to be a specific gender to have top surgery.
My friend Aspen just got top surgery. They can't wait until they're fully healed.
by sugarfog September 25, 2022
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top kid

When one impresses those in higher ranks.
I felt like top kid on my first stand-up as some of the all time greats were there in the croud.
by ImStiuLandan September 20, 2014
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top romin

When a guy is having anal sex and he goes to take a piss and he pisses out the shit and it makes it look like noodles.
jim had anal sex with kayla and he pissed out top romin.
by Scarface893 May 01, 2011
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Joey Topping

Giant fag, loves to ride fat racist upperclassmen dick, wishes was black, has affair with volleyball coach
Did u see that douche in the airport he was suck a joey topping
by dickfucker666 January 27, 2009
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toxic top

displaying traits of dominant sexual energy in a manner that comes off as annoying, pushy, overzealous, or unnecessary.
"that dude over there won't shut up about how good he is at being a top".. "sounds like a toxic top to me"...
by Lore_loaf$ March 17, 2023
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