two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

second floor ism

The ability to loose all touch with reality.

Ever since Joe went to the second floor he is so out of touch with everyone, it's like he's got second floor ism

by Stemsize December 17, 2021

second quarter syndrome

when you get so lazy in the second quarter of school, that you leave all your assignments for the last day before the quarter ends

“broooo tomorrow is the last day before the quarter ends and i have so many missing assignments”
“yeah dude, you got second quarter syndrome”

by secondquartersyndrome January 20, 2022

second hand slut

When an ugly girl thinks she is the shit because her hot friends get attention. She mistakes her friends attention for her own. It gives her a big ego.

dude Kennedy is such a second hand slut, she thinks all the dudes want her.

by chuckschuckles April 6, 2025

Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is the act of cumming into a girl or guy’s mouth from oral sex and than having said person continue to suck until one is hard again

Charlotte is such a hungry fuckin cum slut, go to her if you want sloppy seconds, she does a real messy job!

by Nickk116 March 7, 2019

second great-cousin-pibling

Grandparent's second cousin.

My second great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Second Hand Friend Fist Bump

The fist bump exchanged by two people with a mutual friend.

I don't know the kid but he's also friends with Alex, so we engaged in a Second Hand Friend Fist Bump.

by Mis-hap October 24, 2010