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Mountain dick

Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
Look at Bill, he's got mountain dick!

Great, pissed on myself again, I've got severe mountain dick!
by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025
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poon mountain

by Poon Joyce Mountain April 24, 2023
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Mountain Fizzer

Off brand mountain Dew, typically in poorer Giant Eagle stores
Caden: Mountain Fizzer?
Ryder: No way!!!
by RefridgeratorInator69 July 11, 2022
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Tamboring Mountain

James- I heard theres fun stuff to do on Tamboring Mountain! Just kidding, no one wants to spend there Saturdays at the park!
by The Honey Wasp July 7, 2011
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Splash Mountain

Splash Mountain:
When you are fucking someone doggy style, pull out, and nut down their butt crack starting from the top.
Right as the nut reaches their booty hole you put your face next to their ass and clap their cheeks together causing a cum explosion similar to that of the ride "Splash Mountain" at the theme park known as "Disneyland".
"Bro Jessica let me go to Splash Mountain last night it was my first time. She even setup the camera for a picture just like the ride at Disneyland. Wanna see it?"
by greatwampa December 10, 2024
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10th Mountain Division

This place is full of maricones...check this link....thank god i retired....
10th Mountain Division is a place full of maricones!!!!

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by Jake LongCoq January 29, 2024
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mountain lion

50% mountain dew 50% pink lemonade, lots of ice and a squeeze of fresh lemon ideally drank out of a bendy straw

sends a tingling rush of cool refreshing bliss throughout your body
bf: hey baby can i get you something to drink?

gf: yes, get me a Mountain Lion.
by magsmen77 January 15, 2016
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