Armpit dick

Dam bro I'm sorry I gave your sister a armpit dick. It felt gooood
by Xx19Black23xX September 24, 2019
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Dick Tears

You dick starts to cry from the emotional overload.
Andrew: God I can feel my dick tears edging from that sweet loli.
by ChesterTM April 27, 2015
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Dick Drainer

A dick drainer is a female whos pussy is so good, that it drains all of the semen out of a mans body.
Chad: Bro, Stacy was such a dick drainer. I'm still a bit sore down there from how much I pumped into her
Geoff: Dude, TMI
by Peegirl October 29, 2018
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Dick Lavy

When your dick is lubricated and your girlfriend doesn't do anything with it
Friend: Dude, she gave me a Dick Lavy last night..
Other Friend: Bro, that sucks... but she doesn't.
by DaeveG April 24, 2019
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Dick Vegan

Did you know that lesbians are just dick vegans
by ya._boi._leo September 25, 2018
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Dick magget

When a man is so drunk he'll go for the nastiest and only hole that's around
My friend was so drunk last night you should see the dick Magget he ended up with
by Psreid May 28, 2017
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Yellow Dick

The result a penis turned yellow by the addition of cheese dust brought on from consuming Doritos (or similar) and masturbating, likely induced from boredom
Friend - "Hey man, how was the weekend?"

You - "so boring, ended up with a bad case of yellow dick"
by FiftyOne151 December 01, 2019
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