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Sperm toy

Basically the submissive top version of the term"fucktoy"

Could also be written as "Spermtoy" or "Sperm-toy"

(Probably has breeding kink undertones, can be used for both gay and straight sex)
Boy1(getting his cock ridden): Ngghh~!

Boy2(riding Boy1's dick):*Twink-ass chuckle* Awww~ I'm gonna make you my sperm toy now...
by NAKAKAPAGPABAGABAG January 26, 2025
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Sperm Baby Massacre

A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”
That kick was so hard, it caused a sperm baby massacre RIP to future generations!
by ALDND January 30, 2025
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Sperm whale

The largest carnivorous whale (except the blue whale but they don't count because all they eat is krill).
Back when people were idiots, they thought the sperm whale's echolocation liquid was sperm, so they called it the SPERM whale.
Sperm whale: I have a white substance that helps me echolocate giant squids!
Idiot: haha sperm!!!
by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026
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Sperm whale

(PART 2)

Sperm whales can grow up to 52 ft and are enemies with orcas. One time in 1997, the sperm whales and orcas had a huge war that I like to call the "October War" because it lasted from Oct 21-26.

Another time some Sperm whales shit when fighting Orcas, lol. Sperm whales hunt giant/colossal squids. Also fun fact: Their poop is used for perfume.
Whaler: I'm gonna kill you for money Moby Dick
Sperm Whale: *shits and the whaler*
Whaler: hhahgahgratgsogheiotuwasghsuitrweigterter
by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026
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sperm goulash

a decadent Detroit dish composed of Joe's Pizza,and Frita's Batidos drizzled with the finest, freshly milked LeSperm
you tryna get dinner? yea, i'm craving sperm goulash!
by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025
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spergsplaining

When an autistic (or "spergy") individual rants about one of their special interests or hyper-fixation. Frequently confused with "mansplaining" however the individual in question is is not meant to be condescending and is driven by a genuine fascination with the subject.
"Ian hasn't stopped spergsplaining about Warhammer for 35 minutes to this random guy on the bus."
"Yeah, our stop was two stops ago but honestly the guy is kinda into it."
by Baron Baron February 27, 2025
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Sperm and slide

A sex act where the male ejaculates onto the floor in massive loads, and the partner uses this as a slip and slide
Man: hey I’m about to ejaculate
Partner: do it on the floor so we can have a sperm and slide
by Sexyboy2468 March 25, 2025
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