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Irish speed bump

When a woman has had too many children and her vagina is loose. You shove a potato in her ass for th extra friction during sex.
Katy's pussy is blown out from having her 9th kid. Now I have to give her an Irish speed bump whenever we have sex.
by aBIOgene515 August 9, 2016
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High speed dirt

The act of taking a shit really quickly. Named after the Megadeth song of the same name, which is, coincidently, shit.
"Oh no, she's coming round in three minutes!"
"You better take a high speed dirt"
by stabby mckinfey October 9, 2008
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Sneef

An erotic video featuring a *once in a lifetime* performance.
An utterance of annoyance.
That scene was sneef!
Sneef! I stuffed that one up!
by Wordup November 7, 2003
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sneef

An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*
by talala December 14, 2008
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sneef

An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*
by talala March 11, 2007
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Speed Helmet

To get head in a very fast manner
Dan: Hey how was Happy Feet last night? I heared you only had like two minutes.
Matt: All i have to say is that "the whale" gives very good Speed Helmet
by mx, dp October 5, 2007
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speed post

A topic, thread, or other group of messages on the interwebs where the object is to try to be the first to post and get it as fast as possible.
This is a secret speed post topic.
by PiemanXC February 18, 2008
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