river rule

An imaginary river is around your group, conversation, building/house, messages, etc.. Everything said or done inside this "river" stays in it.

Kinda like what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
"Hey Jess, I gotta tell you something."
"Ok, shoot!"
"River Rule is now in effect, ok? This is serious."
by BatmanOfTheOpera March 03, 2015
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rule -1

People are stupid for not having done negative number rules.
- Hey have you heard of rule -1?
- You mean rule 1?
- rule -1
by blue hawwk July 20, 2021
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Rule 34

A rule where if something exists, there is or will be porn of it. Even if it's a baby.
Me: I doubt Lily Loud would have rule 34
*searches it up*
*throws phone at wall as hard as possible*
Me: WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?
by Prince Stero October 20, 2021
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ass-rule

A rule of which is never actually defined or warrented, a rule pulled out of thin air, or ones ass.

Ass ruler: "I can't stand you being in the house all the time, goodmorning go away!"

Ass ruler: "No you can't go over to a friends house twice in one week, I want to be able to keep an eye on you (as much as I hate you)"

Being a rule that has a double standard and is thought up on the spot it has been pulled from ones ass, therefore being an assrule.

"Dad I just downloaded World of Warcraft"

the father being too disgusted with his son to say anything blurts out

"New rule bed time at 7 oclock!"

ASSRULE!!!!!!
"She has no reason to tell me not to go outside she can't even stand it when I'm in the same room as her. She's making up an ass-rule."
by Taylor Chier June 29, 2007
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'Sheed rule

An NBA policy as of the 2006-2007 season which seeks to penalize NBA players for post-whistle argument with NBA officials. It is generally accepted this rule is largely the product of, and aimed at Detroit Piston Rasheed Wallace, known for his colorful behavior on the court.
What was that tech all about?

Damn this new 'Sheed Rule!!!
by Sam Falik March 21, 2007
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no rules football

Its a game of Aussie rules football played by a group of kids/teens on the street or road, less all the rules...and less the blood rule. Basically do anything you are physically capable to stop the opponent and get the footy through the goals and if there's blood...well the game doesn't stop
We played the bastards hard and we scored 2 goals but my busted ribs are killing me and I wish me ruddy nose would stop bleeding, my mums gonna kick my ass if she finds out i been playing no rules football again, better say i fell off my skateboard.
by Bugga March 21, 2006
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rule 766842

All hentai must be backed up at least 2 times, or else it is dead porn.
Example 1: "Bro save that shit twice! Rule 766842."
by InternetRuleGod February 09, 2020
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