The particularly great bowel movement that shows no evidence on the toilet paper and no cleaning up whatsoever and makes your day. Slippery and greasy in texture, it does not break half way and comes out in one action.
by Mr Helmet July 13, 2014
Get the greased ratmug. "Looks like a rat but's got a face just like a spider," will bite people, and leaves a stinger as long as a man's finger; they often haunt the dreams of cowboys. Gunsmoke Season 5 Episode 7
by globs March 14, 2016
Get the spider-ratmug. by daithi sean og o December 19, 2011
Get the Absolute Ratmug. by HardonE July 28, 2008
Get the rat fichmug. One who saves every dirty mag and porno they have ever bought, they usually have closets full of the stuff. They will never throw it out and will go back sometimes, and whack off to shit several years old because they can't help themselves. Support groups are beginning to pop up here and there but most are to busy whacking off the attend them.
I was over at Rick's house last night and his closet is full of porn, he's a damn whack rat. Must be a thousand mags in there.
by Moneyshotman February 8, 2010
Get the Whack Ratmug. Fag is a derogatory term for a gay person. Or a term used for insults in general. And rats are commonly associated with dirty places. So when calling someone a "Fag rat" you are calling them a dirty/ gross "fag". Also used as an insult in general nkt specifically a dirty person
by Wrestler132 July 6, 2018
Get the fag ratmug. The go to move of bad poker players. A river rat is a player who, despite holding bad cards and hitting nothing on the flop, continues to bet right up until the fifth and final community card, the river card. More often than not noobs such as this usually get lucky on the river and insist on bragging about it despite the fact that their success was down do dumb luck and not skill. A river rat doesn't know when to fold and due to their ignorance pridefully consider themselves aggressive players rather than crap players, which is what they are. The most agonizingly annoying thing about river rats is that they have a tendency to be arrogant when they suck out, completely oblivious to the fact that they wouldn't last 2 seconds in a real tournament.
Guy 1 - Man check out that douche, he went right to the river with a stinking deuce seven off suit and sucked out running sevens.
Guy 2 - I know aye, and look at that smug smile on his face, acting like he's an expert poker player when really he's just a noob river rat tosser.
Guy 2 - I know aye, and look at that smug smile on his face, acting like he's an expert poker player when really he's just a noob river rat tosser.
by stgi_dragons March 16, 2009
Get the River Ratmug.