pee in a closet

Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.

Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓇, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.

Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)

"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.

by Sparkle girl 101 October 25, 2020

Frog Pee Hands

When you attempt to capture a frog and it pees on your hands.

Don't let Katarina make your drink, she has Frog Pee Hands.

by A------------ August 8, 2022

tee pee shoulders

A lack of shoulder definition. Head and weak sloped shoulders form a tee pee shape.

That guy has tee pee shoulders. He can't even wear a back pack it would slide off.

by KittyK22 March 29, 2016

Pee boy

A pee boy is just a boy who pee a lot because he has a small balder it is NOT sexual and pee boys do NOT like being peed on please stop saying my parents like pee boys they don’t

Pee boy: guys I just pee a lot it’s not a kink thing🤷 ♀️
Every respectable person: your right bro your just really hydrated

by Beyoncéfan_64 January 15, 2023

Pee

It's what you store in your testicular area.

"Pee is stored in the balls" Einstein - 2069

by The CEO of bedtime May 27, 2020

Pee Nut Butter

The product made from the fat and protein components of a Homo-sapien's pee and nut.
It is a semi-solid emulsion at room temperature, consisting of approximately 80% nutterfat.

-Matt , do you want some pee nut butter on your toast ?
-Sure , Alyza , it's so tasty !

by Ａｓｈｅｓ January 14, 2021

Pee-Chee Girl

A modern tattoo trend, primarily among women, characterized by the accumulation of numerous small, often unrelated or aesthetically clashing tattoos — resembling the chaotic scribbles and doodles found on a high school student's Pee-Chee folder. Typically lacks a cohesive theme or narrative, resulting in a scattered visual effect across arms, legs, or torso.

"She used to have clean skin, but now she’s gone full pee-chee girl — it’s like a Sharpie war zone on her arms."

by Scribling October 26, 2025