t-pee 

t-pee the ejaculation into one's face, smearing it over the face with the penis, then taking tissue and sticking it onto the face.

" you just got t-peed, vu! "

t-pee by passyunk funk March 4, 2008

no pee january 

Destroy Dick December is done. But now January is here.. and the real challenge is here..

Basically, you just have to hold your pee for the whole month. Yeah pretty hard right..

" Bro you ready for No Pee January?"

no pee january by Mr Schwifty January 2, 2018

Boner Pee 

BONER PEE- when one must stand back far and lean forward to avoid A:Pissing on the toilet seat or B: To Avoid pissing in your own face

This morning I had to take a mean Boner Pee

Boner Pee by Stanky541 November 19, 2010

Chunky butt pee

Diarrhea. That nasty, chunky brown water that comes out of your butt after a bout of the stomach flu or a lot of Mexican food.

I can't take any more of this chunky butt pee. that's the last time I eat at Ole Taco Joe's.

Chunky butt pee by J-Dawggy Dawg May 11, 2006

hang pee 

v. When one, usually a male, placed his excremental organ out the window of a moving vehicle and proceeds to urinate.

"Dude, I gotta pee! Get off at this exit so I can go."
"No, I don't wanna stop. Just hang pee."

hang pee by Jon Foley February 27, 2005

getcho pee pee wet 

A term used to describe the instance in which a person is about to get laid.

That fat kid is finally getting him some. Yo, fat sassage bastard, go GETCHO PEE PEE WET!

getcho pee pee wet by mackelslap December 22, 2008

Sky Pee 

Commonly referred to by the layperson as "rain", dihydrogen monoxide, or "sky pee" as it known amongst meteorological spheres, is a substance that falls from the sky, nourishing planet Earth.

Found predominantly in lakes and the tears of dragons.

Man 1: How 'bout this weather?

Man 2: It's sky peein' cats and dogs.

Man 3: Mhmm.

Man 4: Sounds like a plan.

Sky Pee by madba January 16, 2011