fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble

probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast

Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!

by Becks69 January 9, 2008

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 25, 2019

Toe Jam Ram

The act of the repeatedly fucking your girl in her pussy with your left big toe until she’s unconscious

Dude, I toe jam rammed Barbara all night. Now she won’t call me back.

by TAMcNasty March 30, 2019

log jam

A party or gathering with too many guys and not enough girls.
Also known as a sausage fest, sword fight, or a wang out hang out.

Dude this party is a total log jam...there's no chicks.

by zombie mike March 30, 2009

Aussie jam boy

A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.

Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.

by Peadhan September 27, 2024

slow jam

Overall term for downtempo, slower songs, usually love-themed.

The term “Slow Jam” was created by The Chicago Defender back in 1961. Radio DJ "R Dub" made the term popular in mainstream radio; his Slow Jams show debuted in 1994 and today it can be heard on over 250 radio stations in 17 countries.

R Dub is playing Slow Jams tonight on my local radio station.

by Angela-Goddess April 19, 2025

Jammed

Jammed means to fail in something or do something stupid. This is Londoner slang and is used to describe something going wrong

for example, someone failed a test or dropped a glass "I can't lie you jammed that" "Eugh jammed"

by lostzuccini December 3, 2024