Dan rodz is a member of the QUTM family and has an uncontrollable love for unseasoned plain as f*ck chicken
He has a side piece called Alice (moz’s Niece) and has recently come out as bilingual
He hates Asians
Dan may or may not gag on his chicken
He has a side piece called Alice (moz’s Niece) and has recently come out as bilingual
He hates Asians
Dan may or may not gag on his chicken
by Sukyamoda November 15, 2020

“Dirty Dan had a rough night at Squires last night”
“Pat stop fiddling with your sister and get your old man a beer” -Dirty Dan
“Pat stop fiddling with your sister and get your old man a beer” -Dirty Dan
by eater_of_ass May 18, 2022

Casey: I just got pulled over by that police officer and given a fine
Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man
Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man
by Tobeamilfistoliveaneasylife October 21, 2020

When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.
I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.
by JRdanbury February 18, 2019

by Ismokeweedonregularbases September 10, 2021
