Free Muff

The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.

An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.

by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024

Double Muff

The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)

Have you ever been double muffed?

by DoubleMuffMan February 25, 2025

Luh Muff

Luh Muff is a sophisticated slang term that is a synonym to calling someone a motherfucker. Muff combines mother and fucker together to create one, more efficient, term.

“Shut up Luh Muff!” (directed towards someone you have deemed to be a mother fucker)

by TheWordBros April 1, 2025

Onion Muff

An onion muff is when a womans pussy smells like onions. It can happen when she eats too many onions, French onion dip, or Funyuns.

I went to go down on Janet after a long night of snacking and she had onion muff so bad I dipped a chip in it.

by B Rabbit 39 June 19, 2025

Pillow muff

Face planting and shaking of head back n forth at a fast pace between to breath and or pillow.

Jerry pillow muffed the sofa

by Bigred8 June 20, 2025

Furry Muff

A humorous twist on “fair enough”.
Origin: The phrase was first coined in Malia, Crete, summer 2002 by DJ Keiran B.
During a poolside argument, a Glaswegian holidaymaker insulted Keiran in front of a large crowd. Noticing that her bikini bottoms weren’t covering everything, Keiran replied with the perfect comeback:
“Furry Muff.”
The crowd burst out laughing, the situation was instantly diffused. Later that night, while DJing, he repeated the phrase on the mic and it became the saying of the summer. Holidaymakers carried it back to the UK, where it spread into popular slang.

Example:
“Don’t fancy another pint?”
“Furry muff.”

I dont like you. Response ' furry muff '

by Glenn woods September 25, 2025

Powder Room Muff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Powder Room Muff is a woman’s bush that spans over the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom. It is an intermediate level bush that is less cumbersome than the Gorilla Muff, yet still covers the erogenous zones thoroughly enough that one might feel as though they must trek through a forest in order to get to the ladybits which it shields. The Powder Room Muff derives its name from the complication that it creates for maintaining socially acceptable cleanliness standards following trips to the powder room. Those who choose to sport this muff should carry their own wet wipes at all times, else be warned that they are likely to walk around like an old dog with piss and shit matted to their crotches.

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

Boo Boo, when she stuck her dirty Powder Room Muff in my face this morning.

by Bebebox January 1, 2012