Mountain gooning

Gooning on the top of a mountain, mostly with a group, and ending with a circle jerk

Hey Thomas! You wanna go mountain gooning later with me and John?

by Eieh June 28, 2025

Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.

Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.

by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025

Mountain dick

Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.

Look at Bill, he's got mountain dick!

Great, pissed on myself again, I've got severe mountain dick!

by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025

mountaining

The amount of college assignments that make students dependent to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin

With finals week approaching and mountaining assignments piling up, I found myself relying on Tombocantuxin caffeine pills just to keep my eyes open!

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

mountain scrolling

The act of perusing social media platforms with the specific intent of discovering women who exhibit prominent breasts, typically showcased in provocative attire, often engaged in movement or hosting activities, notably in live streaming formats.

He was mountain scrolling through the lives on TikTok looking for a good time.

by Noisy Jackets November 1, 2025

mountaining

The slang term for "abundant", similar to the Indonesian term "menggunung" with this same meaning

With all the homework piling up, I feel like I'm in a mountaining situation—it's never-ending!

by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025

Mountain biker

Someone who has a bike that casually goes down a hill reaching impossible speeds while the biker is having a lot of fun, these people usually tend to crash and say they “ case” the jump and will probably hit a massive jump

Wait are you a mountain biker? Yea I am I’m riding a canyon sender. Cool!

by Generallyepic November 19, 2025