mom's boobs

what you don't look at when your mom's talking to you!

if you look at your mom's boobs you will burn in fiery hell for the rest of eternity.
unless your mom's a slut

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

blogger mom

A new age mom who finds time to blog as well as take her kids to school, camps and soccer practice.

"Her kids play soccer, but she's more of a blogger mom than soccer mom."

by secondmilestyle October 8, 2009

Your mom

The person who gave birth to whom you are addressing, not necessarily a joke.

"Your mom is a very nice lady."
"It was good to hear from your mom the other day."

by AdamOpp May 16, 2010

your mom

what people say because they are to damn stupid to think of anything else...

person 1: dude i just walked into a wall...
person 2: your so damn stupid...
person 1: YOUR MOM!

by Homey wiz focizal February 27, 2008

your mom

Used when no other explaination is necessary or there is no right answer.

OR

What you say when someone stated the obvious and there is no other way to break the awkward silence.

You: "So, why did you decide to sell your children as black market sex slaves and start regularly injected acetone into your veins?"

Me: "Your mom."

Or

You: "That homework was the easiest thinkg I've ever done."

Me: "Your mom was the easiest thing I've ever done!"

by njadams10 January 10, 2008

Mom chest

Typical red freckled sun damaged chest. Not all moms have mom chest, but the ones who do are always moms.

“Ew. Look at the mom chest on that mom.”

by Seacrumpjr October 9, 2018

Cheer Mom

A mom living their life through their child. Every time their daughter/son wins a comps starts crying and gets drunk. Worlds isn't a time for their daughter to hang with her friends at Disneyworld! It's a time for the moms to do whatever they want and make sure their daughters are late for practice. If you're looking for a person to harass a 7-year-old on how they have the wrong shade of lipstick, then you got just the person.

Cheerleader: mom can I go to prom?
cheer mom: NO DUMBASS YOU HAVE CHEER PRACTICE TODAY!

cheerleader: I think I want to quit mom
cheer mom: WTH NO NO!!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED, YOUNG LADY! EXCEPT FOR CHEER PRACTICE!
cheerleader's teammate: wow your moms such a cheer mom

by definatedefanition June 2, 2018