Tell Mr. Johnson

Osana Najimi: WELL, WELL, WELL! Look at those two sussy bakas near my tree!
Ayano: I swear IF you piss me off then I'm going to tell Mr. Johnson
by JayMoneySpamsL2 January 24, 2022
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James Johnson

That Kid James Johnson is such a fucking tip rider it's unreal, he's been sucking best's dick for title pushes for a while now.
"That James Johnson is a fucking midget."
by SCWWrestling May 05, 2020
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James Johnson

Next basketball player, 1st draft pick, Next NBA Hall Of Famer. Possible winner of the dunk contest via double trampoline
OH i love james johnson. He started playing ROBLOX but now is a big star.
by epicgamer91923 May 05, 2020
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Skibidi Johnson

A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.
Person 1: "Teacher! He's touching my Skibidi Johnson"

Person 2: "No I am not!"
by BigPapaSnail November 25, 2023
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Skibidi Johnson

Skibidi Johnson is Quandale Dingle's father who abandoned him at a young age.
Skibidi Johnson finally came back to Quandale Dingle to goon with him.
by noxyforreal May 12, 2024
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Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)
Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
by mbewvy February 23, 2025
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10 puff johnson

A person (usually with the last name Johnson) who takes at the very least 10 puffs on a joint before passing.

Don't be Mr Johnson
"Jheez, 10 puff Johnson, pass the zoot already"
by Jennerrr April 25, 2022
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