John Key is the current PM of New Zealand. He was voted in to this position by the New Zealand public solely because he has a slightly more dignified appearance and manner than the previous PM, Comrade Helen.
Although he comes across as a soft, modern man, he recently demonstrated that he is, in fact, a hard man, and is prepared to give all in service of his country. He demonstrated this by breaking his right arm in two places at a function, then carrying on as if nothing happened. He then shook the hands of 120 touch rugby players at another function before seeking medical help. Because of this, the phrase "to do a John Key" now refers to a seemingly uncharacteristic act of bravery and resolve.
Although he comes across as a soft, modern man, he recently demonstrated that he is, in fact, a hard man, and is prepared to give all in service of his country. He demonstrated this by breaking his right arm in two places at a function, then carrying on as if nothing happened. He then shook the hands of 120 touch rugby players at another function before seeking medical help. Because of this, the phrase "to do a John Key" now refers to a seemingly uncharacteristic act of bravery and resolve.
by HB1459 January 26, 2009
An act which is performed after sex. When a man cums on their partner's face, and then, before it's cleaned off, surprises them by tossing a handful of glitter on them.
by ChewbaccaLikesMyCocka June 04, 2015
A term used in old literature such as "Romeo and Juliet"
It defines a small penis that is old and wrinkly; an insult such as 'biting the thumb'(physical act), which means tell someone has a pitiful penis.
It defines a small penis that is old and wrinkly; an insult such as 'biting the thumb'(physical act), which means tell someone has a pitiful penis.
by Stealthcrip October 13, 2005
One shizza guy. He signed the Decleration of Independence first. He totally owned the other founding fathers.
by Shizzlator June 08, 2005
during oral sex the man removes his member from the girl's mouth and slaps her across the face with it
by Jem Stinkyfish April 03, 2004
The only anchorperson who speaks the truth and isn't a soulless robot who only spurs out propaganda.
by david smith, jr. February 14, 2008
stickam celebrity, has a square but beautiful head. has hair longer then his dick, and loves the ugliest girls.
John Hock is DTF
by john hock is hot September 21, 2008