Jesus mode

Jesus mode is the reaction (usually a sharp force that sends you in the opposite direction) experienced when one has reached the boundaries of limitation in video games.

In Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, I was on a boat going westward when I encountered the "Jesus mode", that sent me in the opposite direction. I knew then I had reached the boundaries.

Jesus mode by David31405 August 3, 2005

Jesus Milk 

despite the fact that it is a slang word for semen or jizz. jesus milk is not used as a describing word or a noun. It is used as an exclamation to vent anger or frustration.

a lot like "oh shit", or "oh damn"

guy playing foosball rebounds a shot from the goalie into the goal.

"Ohhhh Jesus milk!!" i almost got by with that one

Jesus Milk by leftnutbroekn August 11, 2009

Jesus Vagina 

A creative and exciting assortment of words used to express extreme surprise, anger, or any other type of emotion.

"Jesus vagina what the fuck was that?!"

"Jesus vagina that chick was fugly!"

Jesus Vagina by Naybby-bne January 3, 2010

Jesus cock 

A 'perfect'penis free of any flaws, blemishes, or curves. Basically, it's a dick that is beauteous! It can pertain to the length, girth, color, and/or over-all appearance of it, be it flaccid or erect.

I'm so hooked on my boyfriend's jesus cock! That is totally why he is so cocky!

Jesus cock by Lamarvelous December 7, 2009

jesus hernandez 

a bitch

that jesus hernandez is a total bitch.

jesus hernandez by glenb831 December 16, 2008

Jesus Sandals 

The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.

Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"

Can be referred to J.S.

There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch

That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?

Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes

Jesus Sandals by Lover of Jesus May 18, 2009

Jesus Christ 

Fakeness

Omg your eyebrows are drawn on there so Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ by KavKevKivKovKuv July 19, 2017