fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble

probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast

Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!

by Becks69 January 9, 2008

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 25, 2019

Cram and jam

When you force the penis into vagina while it's soft!!! To get hard

I cram jam cram and jammed it!! Thanks a lot condoms

by anonymous December 11, 2023

Cross jamming

The act of cutting off the top and bottom of a peanut butter jar still full and crossing swords threw it and then eating it

Big mike:remember when we were Cross jamming last night?

Big bob:yeah it was great!
Big mike: it sure was delicious.

by BIG BINGO June 19, 2011

Fury Jams

A derogatory term for menstruation.

Dude: ayyy, babe! It's our 2 month anniversary, so are we going to bang?

Girl: no, honey. I have the fury jams!...

Dude: so I'm guessing oral is out of the question too?

by Dekrepit90 April 9, 2015

triaxle jam

Having a large cock and ball placed in ones mouth unwillingly or the ever elusive unknowningly

Matt had a bad weekend, he passed out at the party and some one gave him a triaxle jam while taking pictures the were posted on Matt's page.

by Brock Lesnar is a ginger December 7, 2015

The Jam at Denny’s

When someone thinks they’re the shit but they really aren’t

“You think you’re all that but you’re just the jam at Denny’s”

by Yoli March 7, 2021