meet my goose

The act of pinching someone's buttocks (either playfully or as a way to get them to move out of your way), as though a real goose was grabbing a beak-ful of flesh. You can do this with either your bare hand or a reaching stick (assistive device used for picking things off the floor when you can't bend at the waist).

They just discharged me from the hospital and I needed a wheelchair to get to the car. Some idiot walked in front of me and wouldn't acknowledge me when I called out, "excuse me", so I made them meet my goose with my reaching stick. They took the hint.

by HasFurTwins June 12, 2018

Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.

Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.

by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017

Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009

Goose Neck Slam

When you're performing oral sex while the receiver is upside down. You flatulate into their nostrils

Jake: "Yo I totally Goose Neck Slammed that bitch on Friday"
Mitch: Might have carbon dioxide poisoning after the famous Goose Neck Slam

by KingJonk February 4, 2020

goose go honk

Jesus if he was just a racist white guy with long hair

How he looks like Jesus he's just racist tho he's goose go honk

by Klu klux king August 31, 2022

goose far var

A phrase bringing tranquilty and serenity to an angry mind.

Used by Jack Nicholson:

Example:

Wife: "Honey I just wrecked the Porche!!"

Husband:"WHATTTTTT?"

Wife:"C'mon baby, goose far var"

Husband:"Geez... I'm better now!"

by Kenny Chapman, Tim Sibley June 1, 2006

Little Goose Chubby

A small, almost unnoticable erection, brought about by an awkward yet exciting situation. The aroused must be a goose.

When the hot girl gave the awkward goose a hug, he got a little goose chubby.

by Goosey penis April 30, 2010