Do your girl doggystyle and when she's not paying attention, switch out with your homie. Then proceed to walk around the bed, acting like nothing is going on. When she realizes its not you doing her, your friend has to quickly pull out and hide under the bed, leaving the impression she was being fucked by a ghost.
by Davey Jone's Locker February 16, 2016
A crab infestation so horrific that it may be possible for the crabs to spread without sexual contact, since clothing can not contain them. It is as if the crabs have the ability to phase through the infected person's clothing and that of others, thus attempting to use their ghostly powers to reach a pandemic state.
Brooke: "Mike is so hot! Too bad that he has ghost crabs."
Alison: "I know, yesterday I had lunch with him and had to shave my junk as soon as I got home."
Alison: "I know, yesterday I had lunch with him and had to shave my junk as soon as I got home."
by Enid McGraw November 11, 2009
A female who goes extremely out of her way to hide her huge boobs. Then comes the day shes wearing something more revealing and you discover the magical truth.
Brian- Herman did you fucking see Jen today?
Herman- Yeah dude in that low cut shirt! I never knew she had such beautiful ghost tits this whole.
Herman- Yeah dude in that low cut shirt! I never knew she had such beautiful ghost tits this whole.
by Schermacide October 28, 2013
by nbsalad April 13, 2018
When you intentionally drive without your headlights to screw with the person in front of you. They cannot see you, like a ghost. Also known as phantom.
by Kyle JC May 08, 2008
The spirit of death that loves visiting the ICUs to usher departed wicked souls, who were not able to see their loved ones before their last heartbeat, to an even darker side of eternity, because their earthly deeds fall short of the criteria to entering heaven.
Most born-again Christians aren’t frightened of the pandemic ghost, because they know that their Savior and the angels are waiting for them at St. Peter’s Gate.
by MathPlus March 17, 2022
Do you like scary movies?
by anonymous March 17, 2004