There once was aman from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin
While wiping her chin
You know I'm the king you fucking love it.
Jesus whose kid is this!!!! I would never put myself to work. Your mouth is better.
Who's dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin
While wiping her chin
You know I'm the king you fucking love it.
Jesus whose kid is this!!!! I would never put myself to work. Your mouth is better.
I'm the old man from Nantucket, bitches. You know the legend so who's first. They call me buckets of fun.
by Lordprettyflackobobby November 13, 2017
People (usually over 50 who didn't grow up with microwaves and who have spent more years not working than actually working, so they have loads of time on their hands;) looking down their nose at people who don't bake their own bread, make their own jam, make their own pastry, and spend 3 hours a day, chopping and peeling and cooking every last morsel from scratch.
Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.
Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.
Who the hell does Sylvia think she is, having a go at me for giving my kids microwave toad-in-the-whole. She is such a cook-from-scratch snob.
by justakidatheart March 08, 2013
when, as a result of skydiving, a woman gets splattered with jism from the sky. Otherwise known as white rain
by RYAN AND CHUCK December 29, 2007
a serious infection where your boobs get bigger than your head and guys that play video games all day are attracted to you and everyone else is repulsed
by Amanda Dugan May 17, 2006
"EWW MOM YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THE ALIENS FROM THE 13TH PLANET!"
"I hope this new facemask is better; it cost five WHOLE dollars more."
*facedesks*
"I hope this new facemask is better; it cost five WHOLE dollars more."
*facedesks*
by ShreksSwamp August 27, 2015
The act of jizzing so violently and forcefully in a bitch's nose, that the diry cunt starts to sob your fat load. cuz all dat shit iz kinekted.
Neal: Bitch do u spit, swallow, or sob?
Aleeson: Whatchu mean sob?!
Neal: Can I make you sob from my knob?
Aleeson: You mean cry out yo' nut?! shooo.
Neal cums in Aleeson's nose til she cries jizz.
Aleeson: Whatchu mean sob?!
Neal: Can I make you sob from my knob?
Aleeson: You mean cry out yo' nut?! shooo.
Neal cums in Aleeson's nose til she cries jizz.
by painal January 11, 2012
by jesus h christ April 02, 2003