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UNCLE EVANED

When he runs, bumps into the corner of the wall and trips over his own feet, he Uncle Evaned it.
by Bebobebo999 September 17, 2021
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horny Evan

Sexy hot pulverizing guys
by anonymous October 17, 2021
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Chynthiya Evangeline

Chynthiya is a beautiful queen. She speaks directly with everyone and does not backstab anyone. You can trust Chynthiya for everything. She is such such goddess. You are so lucky if you have a soul mate like Chynthiya
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Vincent Evan

Vincent Evan is Manda’s boyfriend
by vekep November 25, 2021
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An Evan

An Evan is characterized as being a Minecraft addict, most likely has well over 1k hours spent it. An Evan might also be able to be noticed in the wild from their distinctive jacket, or sweater, in which an Evan wears the same few sweatshirts throughout the week in cycles. An Evan most likely has good grades, and is brilliant, but of course, has little to no will to live. He is of course, by the very nature of An Evan, a huge nerd. An Evan is very sweet, and will be a great person to get to know, despite the awkwardness. Although, sometimes, on rare occasions, he may get mad bitches.
An Evan is the best person you will meet, and if you are lucky enough to fall in love with one, don't hurt them
by TheBAgelLover April 4, 2022
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Jackie Evancho

short definition: an angel
longer definition: A beautiful girl who took AGT by storm at the age of 10 in 2011 after singing an opera piece perfectly an beautifully. She has released many studio albums, usually of the classical crossover variety, gaining the attention of classical crossover and AGT aficionados, but not gaining the worldwide recognition she deserves. Her voice is absolutely breathtaking and she is also beautiful on the outside and on the inside.
Me: Jesus Christ, this girl who likes me can sing amazingly. She's definitely a Jackie Evancho
Friend: What's that?
Me: That's the problem! Only a select group of people know.
by vsgirllover August 8, 2022
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Mark Evan Holt

Mark Evan Holt was born in 1981 and adopted by Christian Nationalists. They would later scapegoat “Mark” with a well known pastor to Tipper Gore, Jeff Ling.
The reasoning was to cover diabolical family activities, and toxic money trails.

Mark Evan Holt divorced himself from the Holt family in 2019 after joining The Church of Satan.

Mark Evan Holt was incarcerated under false pretenses multiple times in his life after he attempted to leave his abuser’s household and the Christian Church.

Christian Nationalists used the media, Internet forums and Facebook to promote fear mongering and false propaganda about who he “might be or is.”

Mark is an example of how Christian Nationalists use adoption, money, the internet, the system and manipulation as a way to cover their own wrong doings.
“Go Mark Evan Holt! Start a revolt!”
by Dean Whithercock November 17, 2022
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