Dicking

The act of hitting things with your dick.

I dicked the coffee table yesterday.

I am dicking the microwave currently, I can go out for lunch later when I'm not busy.

by Ich möchte sterben February 27, 2020

Dickisco fiasco

Situation in which a man with 6 dicks haves sex with 4 women , 1 man and a transgender.

On being offered 2 million dollars, sam was ready to be in a DICKISCO FIASCO

by SHAKESPEAR69sa April 14, 2020

Dicking

When your friends start joking with you and they whip out their dicks while doing it

My friends were dicking with me and one of them slipped it in

by Jedrogers13 May 9, 2020

Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.

Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.

by phil endicott May 23, 2020

Dicking Drunk

When a dude plans to get boned by another dude while getting completely wasted on a special occasion.

Im gonna get dicking drunk tonight on my Bday
if im not home call Wallace.

by Calaghan20 June 27, 2020

dickilepsy

When your partner is engaging in heavy touching of the privates and/or Oral sex they repeatedly falls a sleep.

Last night I think my wife had a case of dickilepsy!

by Local boy September 24, 2020

Dicking-hour

The time between 3-6 am—after the bars close but before daily life begins— when men are known to send dick pics out like Oprah giving away prizes on her show.

-When did he send that dick pic?

- oh he sent it during the Dicking-Hour.

by Confuseus October 12, 2020