Moonshine Dry

A non-alcoholic drink made by mixing every drink in a fast food restaurant soda machine into one cup, this creating a confusing taste, as moonshine has

Stacey: Can you get me a drink?
Jim: Yeah what u want.
Stacey: A moonshine dry plz

by Ryxcyxby January 17, 2019

Dry Coping

Dry Coping is a very nerdy, beta, boring, and uneducated way of coping.

“Dry coping isn’t even a word” -Nick
“Yes it is” -Wet Chad

by Wigily Wizard December 6, 2023

Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels

Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.

by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024

Dry

When a chat is boring and there's not much drama or tea going on.

me: bro he's being so dry all of a sudden
grayson dolan: sucks man

by thiccassgrethan June 9, 2019

Dry

To go a period of time without receiving things one wants, due to unavailability or otherwise. May lead to one becoming thirsty.

John: Bruh, I haven't gotten any play in weeks. I'm dry as a bone!
Mark: So, you thirsty then?
John: Naw man, I'm straight.

by MarchingT August 5, 2015

dry pounded

Getting humped without being wet and him not using lube

Guy a: did you hook up with Stephanie?
Guy b: Yeah dude, she got fucking dry pounded!

by shamefuldaddy August 17, 2017

Mild dry rub

Opposite of "hot sauce" indicating the presence of an STD causing ones genitalia to burn during urination when infected.

Unless you want your sausage to be covered in the"sauce" you don't really want to fuck Devilla. Nancy on the other hand is like mild dry rub, just as flavorful but without the after burn.

by Hidden truth is a lie November 19, 2023