dry as a cats throat

when something is ass dry as a cats throat

gosh darnit this pussy is as dry as a cats throat
(2021 award winner for most used phrase closely followed by “fuck these niggas” by albert einstein

by THECOONs December 11, 2023

I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.

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Person 343: I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

dry stamped

When a girl acts like she’s gonna send you nudes then doesn’t.

Guy: Bruh this girl was acting like she was gonna slide through with the pics but didn’t.

Other Guy: Man you got dry stamped!

by UhhhhPerson November 28, 2017

dry bird

Someone who has cotton mouth and is trying to suck dick

Last night she was a dry bird and now my dick is chafed

by dirty turkeys November 09, 2023

Dry Sucking

Like normal sucking, but dry

Getting chlamydia from a cart.. she was dry sucking

by dry-sucking January 20, 2021

Dry cough

when you cough every 5 seconds, and people think you're laughing. They also think you have covid.

Saira had a dry cough during my uncle's funeral. Unfortunately, they thought she was laughing at his outfit.

by canyoutellme March 03, 2022

Flair Dry

Air drying but with screaming "whoooooo."

I'll call you back, I'm just trying to flair dry my hair

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018