Dong

A man's penis

Oh your dong huge

by Poeoooeiee August 22, 2020

Hood Ding Dong Ditch

A normal ding dong ditch except instead of ringing the doorbell, one kicks the door in

Oh shit, that n/gga hood ding dong ditched us!

by Jerome🥸 June 1, 2021

ding donged

To ring someone's doorbell with their penis.

Bro, I ding donged the teacher yesterday.

by Wordsarereal April 13, 2016

Dong

A device that makes a "dong" noise and once you hear the noise, every school in a kilometre radius explodes. It is otherwise used as a pedophile alarm system and all pedos will hear this alarm.

Person 1:"did you hear about that massive dong incident that killed 1000's of kids?"
Person 2:"An explosion killed 1000 kids?"
Person 1:"I heard also that someone rang a dong and all the pedos invaded his house."

by Linjin November 9, 2022

ding dong

ding dong is a family friendly word for dick

son: my ding dong got hard
Mom: show me

by vforvoiceless June 25, 2021

dong clapper

when you clap dem dong harder then getting punched by chuck norris

thats such a dong clapper moment

by dem bols February 14, 2024

ring a ding dong

the best friendgroup in the entireeeeee world especially in qatar academy doha

the ring a ding dong showed at the party they r so coooooooolll they dinged my dong they r the most popular

by sparknotes November 27, 2019