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Efficient Dong

When a male’s unit is not severely above average, but is preferred because it is still useful and actually less annoying to manage
I may not have the largest dong but it gets the job done with minimal hassle and is a quite efficient dong.
by Rock T June 19, 2025
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a hot dog with capabilties of traversing dimensions due to the all of the toppings and how much it is loaded up
This dude needs to be stopped, he just scarfed down a multidimensional dong of doom
by dong dictionary July 4, 2025
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Ding Dong Ditcher

A Ding Dong Ditcher is a man who goes around impregnating several women, but doesn’t pay child support, is an absent father to all of his kids, and avoids all responsibility.

Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
“Dave is such a ding dong ditcher. He has 4 kids and 4 baby mama, with a 5th on the way, but doesn’t know any of their birthdays or middle names.”

“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
by Master WD Smith July 31, 2025
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Dong d’oeuvre

Dong d’oeuvre (n.) /dɔ̃ dœvʁ/ — A handheld, body-based food presentation in which an edible item (usually creamy and/or spreadable) is served directly from the cock of a consenting human, intended to be consumed by another party with direct contact.
— You bringing appetizers?
Yeah, just one. A dong d’oeuvre.
by poplar_method August 1, 2025
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Dong d’oeuvre

Dong d’oeuvre (n.) /dɔ̃ dœvʁ/ — A hands-free, body-based food presentation in which an edible item (usually creamy and/or spreadable) is served directly from the erect penis of a consenting human, intended to be consumed by another party with direct contact.
— You bringing appetizers?
Yeah, just one. A dong d’oeuvre.
by poplar_method August 1, 2025
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Full Dong Press

A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.
Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.

Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
by anonymous August 8, 2025
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Chomping Dong

by noxp August 27, 2025
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