A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.
Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.
Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.
Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020

Person 1: Honey, you don’t have depression. I feel sad sometimes, too. Don’t be so dramatic and stop begging for attention, you seem desperate.
Person 2: Thanks, mom. I felt comfortable enough to speak about my rapidly diminishing mental health and you turned it against me. Wow, by depression is cured! I am no longer depressed.
Person 2: Thanks, mom. I felt comfortable enough to speak about my rapidly diminishing mental health and you turned it against me. Wow, by depression is cured! I am no longer depressed.
by MelonKun November 20, 2021

Hym "I'm doing it deliberately. I don't actually have depression. LIFE-STRIKE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, I don't think, nor have I ever claimed, that Schizophrenia 'Isn't real.' I said that I was either patient zero of a 'Psychogenic epidemic' (I said "Epiphenomenon" but I was using the word wrong because Epi (affects a a community) and Phenomenon (1. a fact or situation that is observed to exist or happen, especially one whose cause or explanation is in question. 2. a remarkable person, thing, or event.) and you would think that that's what the word means but, no, and then I made the comparison to religion) Like, if I do the symptoms of Depression... That IS NOT HAVING DEPRESSION. It isn't the same. But if I were to report the 'symptoms' that I have... But people are DOING THE SYMPTOMS TO ME... Then I don't have the thing that coincides with the symptoms. Jordan Peterson... Decided to pile on... In spite of the fact the that he's a mental health professional, or WAS, and wants to use the fact that it's happening as leverage to get me to do his bullshit and YOU are authoritarian shit-libs who want you to be the cops without you having to actually do it yourself but EITHER OF YOU doing EXACTLY THAT will result in ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY! FULL RIGHTS OR DEATH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Seasonal depression 😪 that occurs between election day and inauguration day among party loyalists in the United States, especially when your candidate loses
by Sexydimma November 7, 2024

Boomer: "How can Ryan be depressed? He is so privileged and has a range rover, he thinks he has had it so hard when there are people starving in Africa?"
Intelligent person: "I don't find your whataboutery compelling, you do realise that while depression may be caused by traumatic events, that isn't always the case. Depression is disorder caused by insufficient serotonin production which is the "happy hormone" in the brain. Please do your research before spouting utter nonesense please and thank you"
Intelligent person: "I don't find your whataboutery compelling, you do realise that while depression may be caused by traumatic events, that isn't always the case. Depression is disorder caused by insufficient serotonin production which is the "happy hormone" in the brain. Please do your research before spouting utter nonesense please and thank you"
by UltimateDoge March 8, 2021

by SLAYER 💪💪 May 11, 2022
