Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

Crampee

When you get a boner at a bad/uncomfortable time.

“I got a crampee during my presentation.”

“I got a crampee during my presentation.”
“Shut the hell up!”

by eggheadsteve April 26, 2023

Crap

A word used sometimes when people are frustrated, or they are talking about numero dos, or they are talking about something of extremely poor quality. Fun Fact: Did you know that the person who invented the toilet was named Thomas Crapper??? If you don't believe me, look it up.

WHAT THE CRAP! DID YOU CRAP YOUR PANTS?! You get the idea.

by Skittlelovesdictionary May 19, 2023

crampitus

When a person cramps a whole lot.

"I have a huge cramp in my leg, my crampitus is showing."

by UnbarredAsh338 July 6, 2023

Crapaging

Roy Weisz, a South African copywriter has coined "crapaging"as a word to describe consumer goods that have cheap, crap packaging.

Woolworth's bread comes in crapaging.

by adweiszadvertising August 22, 2023

Crapaging

Roy Weisz a South African copywriter has coined "crapaging"as a word to describe cheap, bad packaging for consumer goods.

The bread was good but it came in crapaging.

by adweiszadvertising August 23, 2023

Crapagge

The combination of crap and garbage. Only to be used in extreme situations.

This vegan burger is total crapagge.

My grandkids are being pieces of crapagge for not visiting me.

by Werewolf4life September 7, 2023