chode neezer

1.a stuck up cop from bainbidge island

2.a skater hater

3.just a someone whose being a dick

cop: im gonna have to give you a ticket because i blow men
me: FUCK OFF YOU CHODE NEEZER

by JACOB PATTERSON February 24, 2008

giga chode

A penis with unparalleled size and girth, classified by at least a 5:1 width to length ratio. Giga chodes often come with a 10+ inch length with a tip that is exceedingly larger than what it should appear to be.

No woman can handle the Giga Chode

by GigaChode February 25, 2023

King Chode

Gabe

Gabe walks out his room “THEE FI FO FUM” you hear coming from his humongous man spread as his microscopic nut producer claps against his balls, king chode has arrived

by gabriel engstenchode July 26, 2022

chode stoolio o'toole

a tiny man who is very handy with cars

you are tiny and a chode stoolio o'toole

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella December 3, 2024

Boni Chodes

Our lord and saviour who will one day return to this mortal plain to free us of our shackles and take us to the promised land of Chodania.

Praise our lord and saviour Boni Chodes

by Sal-Ad May 9, 2021

CHODE

A PENIS THAT IS WIDER THAN IT IS LONG!

Last time I did it the guy had a chode and it would not fit in my mouth or pussy so he liked my pussy instead.

by Bubba’s nut January 10, 2020

Chode Molester

A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.

Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."

by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017