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A crazy child

They coocoo in the brain and scratch up your face and bite you like a cat ಠ︵ಠ
Don't tell Jude how the world works he is a crazy child
by Ur mom is gæ November 25, 2021
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cHilD

Child (when used as a funny way) is something you call a Firend or an brother or sister. You can even call your mother a child, it’s not an insult it’s a funny way to use the word child.
Older friend: Hi
Me: Hi child :3
Older friend: this is why you have no friends.
Me: This is why I will murder you :3
by Child UwU November 26, 2021
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Child

TOMMY WENT TO WAR WHEN HE WAS A CHILD
by Sunni09 November 28, 2021
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childe

ch-ee-l-de, child-dee

1. the youngest person in the friend group.

2. the annoying one who is some what nice
3. likes pineapple on pizza.
childe, be holy.
by allknowerbitch December 2, 2021
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child molester

Bro you're such a child molester
by eliharvey October 25, 2019
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Child

A young person under 18 who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up
Child )Bella-Hey what are you doing?
Adult. )Kelly-nothing
Child)Bella-did you hear about fort nite?the guns and new skins are so cool!
Adult)Kelly-SHUT THE F UP
by STDS77 October 26, 2019
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Child

I don't fucking know but my fucking friend keeps saying it and I hate it
Woman: "um, child so"
by Breuhu November 1, 2019
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