Diddy’s Card Reader

When an man takes a whole bottle of (preferably used in Diddy’s card reader before) baby oil and puts it all over a girls pussy opening and then proceeds to swipe a credit card along the pussy (might be some cuts) until climax. The man keeps going until the woman fills up the entire bottle of baby oil with squirt, ready to be used again.

Los I’m gonna Diddy’s card reader you until you fill up Diddy’s whole collection of baby oil.

by Los’ Daddy June 27, 2025

Pull your pimp card

When you really like somebody and not really tryin to see anybody else. (No more messin around with anybody else means you're no longer a pimp.)

You about to wife that broad, I'm about to pull your pimp card.

by Lildynamite717 October 17, 2017

Pokémon Card

A useless piece of cardboard that people pay $10,000+ for.

Pokémon cards are cards with foil in them.

I paid ten thousand dollars for this piece of cardboard called a Pokémon card.

by imachingchong January 31, 2023

leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'

i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!

by michael foolsley April 13, 2011

Brixton credit card

A snapback cap.
Its chav authorization to overthrow blocks in the street.. Brixton in London is super rough.

Ay Stab, i like the cut of your jib man,

Fonky to the bone!

Ay is that Brixton credit card new? Slick man!

by Step lupid April 14, 2024

Red Card

The act of giving someone a red card is usually to call out autistic behavior and to generate sexual tension

*Carson just grabbed Jerry's genetalia

Hey Carson, red card!

by Sniph me April 12, 2019

credit card with no limits

It’s just a dream, get over it, u see It on tv, this thing don’t exist..

Julia: Heyyyy! I got a limitless credit card
Me: credit card with no limits don’t exist mi gurl :( get over it, ur not cool, it’s really not that deep.

by M0thyzxx x3 🍓🐾🌺 July 1, 2022