Canadian Holiday 

Noun: A sarcastic name given to the practice of people applying for government's grants related to covid-19, and then using those grants to not take on new education or work to find a new job. Also known as an Expenses Paid Canadian Holiday.

I heard that Jamie is still on Canadian Holiday, she collected a CERB loan, a CEBA grant and she's still living outside of Mexico City in that commune. Now that's what I call and all expenses paid Canadian Holiday. Is that bad? Is that wrong?

Canadian Holiday by robtyrie March 29, 2024

canadian shoelace 

when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.

guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me!
guy 2: no way, was it good?

canadian shoelace by true north thug April 17, 2024

Canadian Boyfriend 

A Canadian Boyfriend is when you have a boyfriend or a guy you are regularly hooking up with already. But you do all the mundane and social events with your “Canadian Boyfriend”. So he does all the boyfriend duties and social interactions but doesn’t get the physical reward of sex that the real boyfriend does.

My friend Sarah gets Kevin to drive her to go out shopping, run errands, drop her off for her lunch date with her sister. Later on Kevin picks Sarah up to go out with friends for dinner, they all go out to a bar afterwards. As the night comes to an end Sarah gets her “Canadian Boyfriend” to drop her off at her boyfriend’s house.

Canadian Boyfriend by The eXception978 April 23, 2024

Canadian Bagpipes 

When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.

My girl played the Canadian Bagpipes last night, I could've drowned out a trucker protest.

Canadian Bagpipes by Crazy Stupid Cool Guy Loser April 27, 2024

Canadian Paw Job 

A sexual maneuver that involves the paws of a fursuit, a citizen of Canada, and maple syrup.

Dylan came over last night and wanted a Canadian Paw Job! I'm into that kinky stuff but we ran out of real maple syrup.

Canadian Paw Job by Plierr April 29, 2024

Canadian Quesadilla 

When your going to fuck a mexican chick, and decide to use maple syrup as lube.

Johnny gave Maria a Canadian Quesadilla last night!

Canadian Quesadilla by GrimeLineCentral May 7, 2024

Canadian Cigar 

Shaving another man’s pubes, ball hair, and ass hair, then smoking it in a joint.

I gave my friend a Canadian Cigar last night.

Canadian Cigar by anonymous May 10, 2024