Sour Cake

When a man takes a Warhead hard candy, and crushes it up to a liquid almost. That man then takes the sugar and rubs it all over the outside of a condom and recieves oral. This causes the womans mouth to scrunch up due to the extreme sourness of the candy and she begins to bite the males penis due to sourness. The male then takes Cake and rubs it on his penis so it will become sweet and the woman will let go.

John:" Dude, I will never listen to you again. I can't belive I actually gave a Jill a Sour Cake. It hurt like a bitch when she bit it."
Bob:" Hahahahahah you should try giving her a Spicy Cake, It feels so much better."

by Cajik McDouche April 28, 2008

delicious cake

An Adjective used to describe a young female who has developed prematurely and retains many sexually attractive qualities.

While stopping for a sit and a smoke in the park, Kelsey and Bill noticed a young piece of delicious cake strolling east towards them.

by cake hunter October 19, 2009

funnel cake

When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.

So I got expensive blow the other night, found a cheap hooker and had her give me a funnel cake.

by Carnie89 November 19, 2011

Cake Eaters

Rich people from the east end of Duluth, Minnesota who are full of themselves.

The cake eaters rubbed it in that they won the biggest hockey tournament in Minnesota.

by Hermantown kids February 8, 2004

Munchy Cake

A Canadian/America person that has no culture, no family, and doesn't have any fun. These people have no cultural background, so are forced to only know english (somtimes French). You can always tell a munchy cake if they have a Canadian flag on thier back pack or have around 50 people at their wedding.

If you don't know what Munchy Cake is, your proably a Munchy Cake

by Victor Laranja September 6, 2007

Hoe cake

The act of spending the majority of your income on the female sex, forgetting you have friends when a female is in your life, and dedicating yourself to a female. Hoe cakes constantly get taken advantage of by women and constantly cry.

Daryl Mc is the prime example of a hoe cake

by phuckyocouch June 14, 2010

To Cookie Cake

The act of giving a girl cookie cake so that she will do anything in the world (ie: make out with other girls or maybe if you are lucky have sex with you or someone else)

Note: Cookie cake is a highly reactive substance and even the mention of the word can cause sexual arousment. So use in moderation or you may mind yourself in a highly arousing situation with no way out (It is not as good as it sounds)

Dude, I gave this girl last night some cookie cake and she totally cookie caked me!

Who do I have to cookie cake in order to get a martini in here?

by Hal Emmerich December 30, 2007