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booty-scrawl 


Note left on the table for a waiter or waitress after the bill arrives in hopes to get some action at a later date. It is generally hidden in the bill fold because the writer is usually too cowardly to want to face the server. If the writer has chutzpah, and a chance with the server, they would have confronted them face to face. This does not work if a wedding ring is present on either the server or writer. It consists of a cheesy pick up line, the writer's contact info and usually, but not in all cases, a business card. In many cases the server will know that a booty-scrawl is imminent.


Tzipporah: 'WOW, did JT just leave his number, on the visa slip?!'

Sammi: 'yes, ever since Brit dumped him, he has been leaving booty-scrawls everywhere!'
booty-scrawl by shaul605 January 5, 2009

booty gimp 

booty gimp- a phrased used towards a person who is "terrible at a certain action" usually referring to a person's inability to be good at "life" {mostly used as an adjective, sometimes a noun}

See woo stebbs for a similar reference
Wow, Marcus is so booty gimp at sniping!
booty gimp by <-----THIS GUY! November 9, 2009

booty nutts 

when you sit on your nutts and they smell like ass
(bf)hey baby wanna give me a bj?

(gf)ew no you have booty nutts.
booty nutts by phasora February 23, 2010

Booty Grasp

When you grab a girl's ass in rough sex or foreplay
Dude! Last night I was making out with this chick with a huge donk and in the middle of the sesh, I gave her a "Booty Grasp"

Booty Call Standby 

When a man or woman doesn't close the deal or commit to plans because he/she wants to keep their options open in case someone younger and hotter comes into their drunk or stoned field of vision.

Mostly men are notorious for this behavior but some women play this game too. Younger women in their 20's tend to like playing this game with the boys more than older woman who don't like being toyed with too much.
Jill wanted to go to the show, but made other plans for fear of rejection or appearing desperate aka COCK STALKER.

"Did you hear from that cute guy you liked last night or still on booty call standby?"

booty grenade 

He just dropped a huge booty grenade.
booty grenade by qwtanna January 11, 2012