The Nick Punto Kid

That kid in your fantasy baseball draft who clearly has no clue that the draft is even taking place, let alone the fact that they just set their roster back years by drafting players who won't even start in their local softball leagues.

Nick Punto? Only The Nick Punto Kid would draft Nick Punto.
Who the hell is Nick Punto?
What position does Nick Punto play?

by cubiesg7 April 10, 2011

Chicken shit Nick

A dumbass who like grabbing chicken shit and smearing it all over people especially when they don’t have a shirt on also smellys like shit

Stop being a chicken shit Nick you got chicken shit all over me you dumbass

by Stinky squirrel July 14, 2020

Pulling a Nick Robinson

Going to japan to do usually related to video games or looking for people/items available in japan.

Me: He’s gonna do it isn’t he
Nick on YT: Desperate for answers, i booked a ticked to japan.
Me: HE PULLED A NICK ROBINSON! Wait I should put this on urban dictionary.
*types Pulling a Nick Robinson*

by mln27 December 27, 2021

Nicke På Taket

When you are high as a house on recreational drugs.

Wow. You're like Nicke på taket

by Niklas In the Attic June 6, 2020

nick-tuned out

The act of completely ignoring someone in order to watch a nickelodeon program.

Man 1: I was wondering if you could take out the trash.

Boy 2: Shhh!!! Spongebob is on, you are now nick-tuned out.

by peteski10 July 24, 2010

He's no Nick B.

He's good looking but not really fine.

What do you think of Jason?
Well, he's no Nick B.

by Chrissy & J October 12, 2004

Friday Night Nick

When a person chooses to get belligerently shitfaced drunk specifically on any given Friday night, just because....well...it's Friday and why not? The intoxication is normally to the point of blacking out and great offense is taken at being labelled with this term.

After about his 15th shot, I think it's safe to say he's a Friday Night Nick

by dangs May 15, 2014